Friday, November 5, 2010

My Gay Lifestyle

Here's how it is (in detail):

I get up. Eat breakfast. Go to work. Come home to my house. Make dinner. Eat dinner. I'll read or write or watch a TV show. Make my lunch for the next day. Get ready for bed. Go to bed. Get up and do it all over again. In the midst of it all, I clean my house when it needs it. I do my grocery shopping for the week on Sunday or Monday. On weekends, I catch up with family and friends. I take my dog, Gracie, for a walk. I sometimes meet friends for a drink or two at a local bar or we might take in a movie or hear a band play. On Monday, it starts over again.

Scandalous. Keep the kids away.

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